People of Walmart have hilarious tattoos....

People of Walmart have hilarious tattoos....

I like to imagine there is a tiny reindeer in your crack and those are his magical antlers. Not sure if that was your plan, but then again I’m not real sure if you even thought that tattoo through before executing.

Texas

CATCHIN’ YOUR DREAMS

REINDEER GAMES 

Sweet dream catcher. But that’s weird, I don’t see a Tweety Bird steering wheel, Mardi Gras beads, a hulu-skirt girl, pink cheetah print seat cover, or filled ashtray tattoos. Oh? So you don’t just get tattoos on your head of sh*t a trashy girl would have in her 1987 Mustang?

Oregon

TRYING TO ESCAPE

Tattoo on the lower back….might as well be a bullseye.

Unknown

I DON’T DO DRUGS, JUST WEED

It’s unfortunate your typical job application doesn’t include a section for pictures, because I’m pretty sure they would cancel the rest of their interviews…..”She has a weed tattoo, so what? That doesn’t mean she is a bad employee.” – First off, you’re probably just as dumb as her so shut up. Second, I wouldn’t hire her as a prostitute with decision making skills like that because she would probably try to solicit a marked police car.

California

LIVE TO RIDE, RIDE TO LIVE

You tattoo your bike logo on your head and look menacing, but when I do it all I hear is laughing from behind and people saying “Why the hell would you tattoo Vespa on the back of your head?!”

Mississippi

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